While driving home with my daughters, my 2 year old starts asking why the neighbors took down there light up frosty the snowman. I told her winter is over so now we get ready for summer, so we can go to the beach, go swimming, play in the sand.. her response, with a completely serious face… “Mom, we have to be careful at the beach… theres dolphins in the water, and they will poop on your body.”

WHAT?!?!?!?!