Summer Sayings
Posted by: Leighton | Category: Age 3
We were buckling our 3 year old son, Colson, into our hot car in the middle of July and he says, "Burrr, Hot!"...
Ice Cream Poop
Posted by: missmandy2868 | Category: Age 2
My 2 and a half year old declared Hershey's Kisses were "ice cream poops".....
Midwest Weather Confusion
Posted by: momToAllBoys | Category: Age 2
We just got our first real snow of the winter last night, (January 11th) so my 2 yr old Lucas came running in the kitchen and said: Mommy mommy guess what! ME: What? Lucas: Santa Claus is coming!...
Earth shaking screams
Posted by: momToAllBoys | Category: Age 4
My 2 yr old Lucas was doing one of his "terrible twos" gut wrenching screams, and his brother, our 4 yr old son Jack said to him: "Lukey quit youre going to broke the whole house down, then we not goi...
Cars are built for..
Posted by: momToAllBoys | Category: Age 4
My 4 yr old son Jack asked me if he could take his new remote control car outside to drive it so he doesnt crash it into the wall, I said no its wet and rainy. Then he said, "cars can drive in the rai...
No love
Posted by: momToAllBoys | Category: Age 4
My 2 and 4 year old boys were fighting, so after some separate time out sessions, I told them to hug each other and say sorry. My 4 yr old then told me that he doesnt give hugs because he is not a "gr...
Sneaky Sleeper
Posted by: momToAllBoys | Category: Age 4
I told my 4 yr old son Jackson to get in bed and go to sleep heres how that played out. JACKSON: I dont want to go to sleep, I want to pretend to be asleep. ME: (exhausted) Ok then, goodnight, lov...
Invisible People
Posted by: lynn | Category: Age 5
My 5 year old son asked me if invisible people could see each other...
Pigs Are Pink
Posted by: FritoBandito | Category: Age 6
"Why are you coloring your pig black? ALL pigs are pink! Even boy pigs."...
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The Birthday Present
Posted by: Steven Yo | Category: Age 5
Dad: "What does Thomas want for his birthday?" Jennifer: "Well, he likes most anything with rainbows on it. And he like tutus."...
Mmm. Tree Bark.
Posted by: 247Mom | Category: Age 4
"If mommy spends all of our money, we'll have to live in the street and eat tree bark."...
Broken dogs?
Posted by: Rob M. | Category: Age 5
As we were leaving to go shopping one day, we saw a male Labrador Retriever in our front yard. My said, "What a pretty Lab." I replied, "Yeah, but he's not fixed.". My five-year-old said from the back...
Tecksticular
Posted by: jokeranker | Category: Age 3, Age 5
3 Year Old Daughter: "Daddy Looks tecksticular!" Me: "Daddy looks TESTICULAR???" 5 Year Old Daughter: "I think she was trying to say spectacular."...
I’m Old
Posted by: FritoBandito | Category: Age 5
In the car on the way to get donuts on Sunday morning my 5 year old said to me - If you forgot your iPod, then how are we listening to music right now?...
Unholy Moly
Posted by: ConnorsDad | Category: Age 5
At bedtime my 5 year old boy asks "Daddy, does the Devil look like a mole?" My answer, after moles have lived in our backyard for several years, was a resounding "YES!"...
Big Buns
Posted by: momuvtwins | Category: Age 4
I patted my four year old twin's bottom and said "Your buns are so little" She patted my buns and said "Momma has BIG buns!" ...
Easter Bunny
Posted by: mommyof3 | Category: Unknown Age
easter eggs come from the easter bunnies butt...
My 2 year old trying to sing where is th...
Posted by: Jared213 | Category: Age 2
[tube]OC1KjzWKNSQ[/tube] Comes out sounding not quite right, but pretty funny. ...
Color the WHOLE world
Posted by: sarahkhill0703 | Category: Age 3
It was a typical bedtime routine night. Bath, jammies, and teeth brushing. My son Caleb asked me if he could go downstairs to get his favorite blanket. "Sure" I said and continued to turn down the hou...
Sleeping Booger
Posted by: abraswell | Category: Age 2
I was making dinner one night and i saw that my daughter ava had a booger in her nose so i went to get a tissue and when i came back to get her to blow her nose she said "shhhhh mommy she's sleeping" ...
Pigs Are Pink
Posted by: FritoBandito | Category: Age 6
"Why are you coloring your pig black? ALL pigs are pink! Even boy pigs."...
That’s Heavy
Posted by: Geeore | Category: Age 3
Olivia, who is 3: "Which is heavier? A really big ice cream cone or an American flag?" Me: "I have no idea!" ...
Tecksticular
Posted by: jokeranker | Category: Age 3, Age 5
3 Year Old Daughter: "Daddy Looks tecksticular!" Me: "Daddy looks TESTICULAR???" 5 Year Old Daughter: "I think she was trying to say spectacular."...
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