E.L.L. Spells…
Posted by: footon | Category: Age 4
My 4 Year Old to me: "What does E. L. L. spell?" Me: "nothing" 4 Year Old to 6 Year Old Sister: "I know how to spell 'Nothing'". 6 Year Old: "How?" 4 Year Old: "E. L. L." ...
Mashed Potatoes
Posted by: Geeore | Category: Age 6
"Mama, are mashed potatoes actually just really, really mashed up potatoes?"...
The Wedding
Posted by: Potstickers | Category: Age 5
Girl 1 (5): My dad is in a wedding today. Girl 2 (6): Why? He's already married. Girl 1 (5): No, he's IN the wedding. Girl 3 (4): I know, he's probably the Ring Man....
From Head to Toe
Posted by: bassmasterson | Category: Age 6
I told my six-year-old not to come out of her room until she was dressed from head to toe (meaning she needed to put shoes on). She said, "Does that mean I need to wear some kind of a mask or somethin...
pre-surgery
Posted by: Bellasdad | Category: Age 8
So, Izabella being sedated before tonsil surgery looked at me and said "if you had four eyes, you'd be an ugly alien"...
That’s Heavy
Posted by: Geeore | Category: Age 3
Olivia, who is 3: "Which is heavier? A really big ice cream cone or an American flag?" Me: "I have no idea!" ...
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The Birthday Present
Posted by: Steven Yo | Category: Age 5
Dad: "What does Thomas want for his birthday?" Jennifer: "Well, he likes most anything with rainbows on it. And he like tutus."...
Mmm. Tree Bark.
Posted by: 247Mom | Category: Age 4
"If mommy spends all of our money, we'll have to live in the street and eat tree bark."...
Broken dogs?
Posted by: Rob M. | Category: Age 5
As we were leaving to go shopping one day, we saw a male Labrador Retriever in our front yard. My said, "What a pretty Lab." I replied, "Yeah, but he's not fixed.". My five-year-old said from the back...
Tecksticular
Posted by: jokeranker | Category: Age 3, Age 5
3 Year Old Daughter: "Daddy Looks tecksticular!" Me: "Daddy looks TESTICULAR???" 5 Year Old Daughter: "I think she was trying to say spectacular."...
I’m Old
Posted by: FritoBandito | Category: Age 5
In the car on the way to get donuts on Sunday morning my 5 year old said to me - If you forgot your iPod, then how are we listening to music right now?...
Unholy Moly
Posted by: ConnorsDad | Category: Age 5
At bedtime my 5 year old boy asks "Daddy, does the Devil look like a mole?" My answer, after moles have lived in our backyard for several years, was a resounding "YES!"...
Big Buns
Posted by: momuvtwins | Category: Age 4
I patted my four year old twin's bottom and said "Your buns are so little" She patted my buns and said "Momma has BIG buns!" ...
Invisible People
Posted by: lynn | Category: Age 5
My 5 year old son asked me if invisible people could see each other...
Sleeping Booger
Posted by: abraswell | Category: Age 2
I was making dinner one night and i saw that my daughter ava had a booger in her nose so i went to get a tissue and when i came back to get her to blow her nose she said "shhhhh mommy she's sleeping" ...
My 2 year old trying to sing where is th...
Posted by: Jared213 | Category: Age 2
[tube]OC1KjzWKNSQ[/tube] Comes out sounding not quite right, but pretty funny. ...
Color the WHOLE world
Posted by: sarahkhill0703 | Category: Age 3
It was a typical bedtime routine night. Bath, jammies, and teeth brushing. My son Caleb asked me if he could go downstairs to get his favorite blanket. "Sure" I said and continued to turn down the hou...
Funny Necks
Posted by: anjipie | Category: Age 5
"mom, you always play with me when there are no kids at the park" yes, I do. "so you will if no one is there this time?" of course "Cause your not old" Well I am not THAT old! "yeah, cause old p...
Big Buns
Posted by: momuvtwins | Category: Age 4
I patted my four year old twin's bottom and said "Your buns are so little" She patted my buns and said "Momma has BIG buns!" ...
That’s Heavy
Posted by: Geeore | Category: Age 3
Olivia, who is 3: "Which is heavier? A really big ice cream cone or an American flag?" Me: "I have no idea!" ...
Pigs Are Pink
Posted by: FritoBandito | Category: Age 6
"Why are you coloring your pig black? ALL pigs are pink! Even boy pigs."...
No love
Posted by: momToAllBoys | Category: Age 4
My 2 and 4 year old boys were fighting, so after some separate time out sessions, I told them to hug each other and say sorry. My 4 yr old then told me that he doesnt give hugs because he is not a "gr...
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